Showing posts with label Nichole Richie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nichole Richie. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

SIMPLER LIFE: LIVE FROM RIKER'S ISLAND

HOUR: 5 and seven minutes

E! canned the idea of P&R going forward to do The Simple Life again, and have now changed the show to the SIMPLER LIFE: Live from Riker's! "We thought we were going to be giving advice to beauty queen hopefuls, we just didn't think it was going to be from our 12X2 cells!!

Who I Turn to in Desperate Times

HOUR: 5 and three minutes

Ok. The chew toy's out of the bag! I'm a lesbian. This is my bitch Shih Tzu Honey Child Ritchie. I don't want to bark and tell, but I you see her in that little coat, and all bets are off! Look, we're in jail and my options are slim. We were sort of put together after Nicole got sentenced too. Woof-ha! After I climbed off Honey, we had a good sniff over how the show can now be called THE SIMPLER LIFE: live from Rikers' Island.