Just a chihuahua-trying to live a normal life

HOUR: 5, and one minute.

When last I blogged, I had to cut out! It was feeding time, and if I don't get my slop when they feed me, well...I have to trade my Vienna Sausage for thinks I can't bark about.

Anyway...I had this Machavellian plot to take down Paris...ever since she tried to play me with that Ferral Ferret. Savagery, I tell you! Savagery!

So, I'm big pimpin here. I look good, right? I'm the highest paid celebdogtante the world has seen. Go ahead, doggle me, woofipedia me, check me out on woofspace.com/topbitch...I'm doggie-nating the ruff and tumble business of being a top celebdogtante.

"So, why did I do it? Why'd you take down Paris and get her sent in jail?" you ask.

Taking down Paris was easy. I ate her suspension notice. I had indigestion, but that's cool. I lapped it down with some GHB/Ecstacy-laced water Paris gave me just before we went to the ivy. Boy, what a Cinco de Mayo she'll never forget, eh?

It was dogwesome! I even sent a fax to the President in Paris' name. Woof! Get your paws on it!...

http://www.parishiltonblog.org/entry/paris-hilton-beseeches-president-bush-for-pardon/

I did it because I'm tired of bitches like her getting all the attention. What about the fucking Mexicans that built this god damned country to make it great? What about the Native Americans who toiled to remain true to the human spirit and live in harmony with nature? This low-level BARBIE doll is merely a symbol for a plastic, accessory toting bitch who rapes the spirits of good people for their own reptilian agenda. Have you EVER asked yourself how the Hilton's got their money to begin with? Hmmm, yip yip, have you!?!?!?!?!

Open your eyes, Hansel and Gretel...for it's terrifying the world you all are heading in at the helm of people caring this much about her and her type.