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In the criminal justice system, all defendants are innocent until proven guilty, either by confession, plea bargain, or trial by jury, unless you’re Paris Hilton. These are her stories. I guess I should write a caption that reads “Paw & Order", but I'm shivering right now. I don't have a faux mink like that bitch BitBit Spears. I'm Haaaaard!
If you don't know by now, I'm Tinkerbell Hilton. I'm a huge trendsetter, super cute and popular. I live large and in charge. I have a social lite who carries me around named Paris, or Valtrexx, as her doctor always says. She's my bitch. That's right! I said it...
Just to warn you: my almost Machiavellian schemes have worked before, and they'll work again! I've had
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