Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Who I Turn to in Desperate Times

HOUR: 5 and three minutes

Ok. The chew toy's out of the bag! I'm a lesbian. This is my bitch Shih Tzu Honey Child Ritchie. I don't want to bark and tell, but I you see her in that little coat, and all bets are off! Look, we're in jail and my options are slim. We were sort of put together after Nicole got sentenced too. Woof-ha! After I climbed off Honey, we had a good sniff over how the show can now be called THE SIMPLER LIFE: live from Rikers' Island.

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