Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Get By with a Little Help from my Friends

HOUR: 5 and five minutes, 53 seconds

Ok. I've been in jail now for 25 years. I feel like Mandela. Without the positivity.

Who can I turn to in times of irritation? Why, the patron saint of rage in the fashion industry: Naomi Campell!

I axed for her opinion and she said, "Guurrl. When the world gives you rage, make bloggerage. Look at me! I'm writing about my community service in Haarper's Bazaar. I bet you thought I couldn't even read."

I'm afraid to tell her the truth. I heard the crystals on her Blackberry hurt like a mo-fo. That's what the girl with gangrene and a crack pipe up her neverland said, anyway.

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